Here is a script of Joke Delivery with a few minor modifications. This script was used in the 2005 Huling-Lipad Play entitled "Seniors Night Live". Joke Delivery was one of the skits used in the play and was written, directed, conceptualized and played by the Senior Batch of 2005. Here it is:
Rey: Pare, gutom na ako. Anong oras na ba?
Allan: Ay, pare! Joke time na!
(cue music)
Rey: Sige pare, pa-deliver tayo ng joke!
Allan: Ay alam ko na! Tawag tayo sa Just Kidding Joke Delivery!
Rey: Ay oo! Ano nga pala number nun?
Allan: Number nun? 923-JOKE. That’s 923-joke.
Rey: Sino nga ba may-ari nun?
Allan: Si Joker Arroyo!
Rey: Sige, tawag tayo!
(may sasagot sa phone)
JK: Good evening, this is Just Kidding Joke Delivery. May I take your order?
Rey: Ah, pa-deliver nga ng joke.
JK: Yes sir. Anong flavor po ng joke? Knock knock, Cuervo or Sour Cream & Onion?
Allan: Wala ba kayong Corny joke?
JK: Ay wala po sir, hindi po bumebenta yun eh.
Allan: Ahh…
Rey: Pa-order na lang ng knock knock joke.
JK: Yes sir. Ilang joke po gusto ninyo?
Allan: Tatlo. Joke joke joke!
JK: Okay, sir. If we don’t deliver the joke in 30 minutes, the joke’s on us!
Rey: Niloloko mo ba ako?
JK: Yes sir.
Allan: OK, sige! Good luck!
(magriring ang doorbell)
JK: Knock knock!
Rey: Who’s there?
JK: Alex!
Allan: Alex who?
JK: Alexplain later! Just let me in!
Knock knock!
Rey: Who’s there?
JK: Manny!
Allan: Manny who?
JK: Manny are called but few are chosen!
Knock knock!
Rey: Who’s there?
JK: Freddy.
Allan: Freddy who?
JK: Freddy or not, here I come!
Rey: Ako, ready na ako!
(tingin ang dalawa kay Rey)
Allan: Ito ang bayad, salamat sa pag-deliver.
JK: (Kukunin ang pero at maglalabas ng gunting. Igugupit niya ito in half. Ibibigay niya ang kalahati kay Allan)
Rey: Oh, bakit mo naman ginawa iyon?!
JK: Sir, hindi niyo ba alam ang promo namin ngayon?
Allan: Promo? Anong promo! Hindi ko alam iyon!
JK: Sir! Kaya kalahati lang ang bayad! Dahil… “Jokes-Are-Only-Half-Meant”-promo!
Rey: Waw! That’s a crazy great promo!
JK: Maximum satisfaction, guaranteed!
Allan: Speaking of Promo… kamusta yung Prom mo?
Rey: Ahh… masaya! Nasa Westin. Pero nalugi kami kaya sa Ateneo na lang kami. Eh ikaw?
JK: Ah… prom ko? Malungkot… di ako kinausap eh…
Rey and Allan: Awwwwwww…
Allan: Anyway, thanks, ang galing mo talaga mag-deliver ng joke! (hand-to-mouth gesture)
JK: Umm…sir, aren’t you forgetting something? (show me the money gesture)
Allan: Ano naman iyon?
JK: Yung tip ko Sir!
Allan: You’re joking aren’t you? (tatawa ang tatlo)
JK: Hindi. (seryoso)
Rey: Ah ok, ah… ito ito. Salamat ulit.
(tatawa sina Rey at Allan)
Rey: Pare, nabusog ako dun!
Allan: Ako rin pare!
Rey: Sumakit nga tiyan ko eh.
Allan: Saan?
Rey: Sa kakatawa!
Allan: Pare, kung maysakit ka, remember, laughter is the best medicine!
Rey: Oo nga no!
(tatawa uli sina Rey at Allan)
Rey: Pare, magaling na ako!
Allan: Tawag uli tayo!
Rey: Sige!
(tatawa uli sina Rey at Allan. Exit stage. blackout)